Oh, hey there. So, uh, you want to contact me, is that right? Well, I suppose you've come to the right place. It's always a little peculiar when a stranger wants to reach out to another stranger, but apparently, it's something people do on a regular basis. What a genuinely crazy universe we live in! I'm not saying it's bad, mind you; it's just a little odd.

Anyway, now that we've gotten the uncomfortable nature of this admittedly freakish situation squared away, let's talk about possibly making contact. You can use the handy form below to send me an email. If it's a nice email that doesn't contain any sort of unchecked negativity, I will take some time out of my non-existent schedule to reply. Otherwise, you'll receive nothing at all.

You can also hit me up on Twitter if you're so inclined.

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